WELCOME TO HELL

EDZIPCO.COM

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. THE NEW EDZIPCO.COM.

BACK IN BLACK

so we're back pretty much. there's some shuffling going on as i switch from new blogger to wordpress, so please excuse stuff looking weird. we'll be back and better than ever soon.

these parties are getting weird for the hell of it.

peepholes into hell

my mp3 player died so i talked to these two for entertainment on my walk home.

been busy as a bastard, but seen some good things on the night I allot to the binge.

One kind of "Action Shot"

Another kind of "Action Shot"

For Christ's sake, look at the woman's reaction.

home at last

Leftovers From the Mountain! And Then Florida, The MIGHTY, Welcomes!

 
she welcomes me back into her evil, violent, completely batshit, crazy bussom.

 
And She's Down! For Anything! Her Words!

god love ya, you post-card-pretty son of a bitch.

good-bye, sweetheart.

Welcome To The Land Of Sun And Gun!

You Damn Well Know How To Make A Boy Feel Welcome, I'll Give You That.

  

Well Thank God For The Little Things, Home Is How I Left It. In The Safe Care Of The Damned.

 

Heh, Long Time No See. Same Old, Same Old, huh?

 

The Man's a Genius. The Scariest Genius I Know.

 

Business is BOOMING!

And Lastly, A Welcome Home Present From My Cat.

 

It's a Celebration, Bitches!

Listen, a holiday is a holiday is a holiday.

go ahead and get that girl on your arm pregnant, cause we could all die in the morning. might as well make it three of you.

Thats Right, Its a god damn TANK.

Thanks God.

Why Hello There. Oh yes, dont worry your pretty face. I'm still in the God-damn mountains. If you get this in time, please SEND STRONG DRUGS.

Things are good. the work is fast coming. the drugs are good and strong. I will buy ether and an oxygen tank this weekend. I bought a few tazers yesterday and tried them out on some kids in a parking lot. then i paid them to tazer each other while i hid my shameful excitement.

last week i almost died doing something fun and stupid with blood brothers.

I found a place to pop the 'nade.

things are going damn well.

the land of Demolitian Derby. I'll find you, you bastards.

a pudgy lil acrobat

*a lot of bruises on the arms of the young palm reader

life in the mountains.

hey there. the mountains have driven me insane. I spent an afternoon tazer-ing kids in a parking lot. tomorrow I go out to buy ether and an oxygen tank. all the best.

And I'm out.

Here is a carpetbombing of recent pictures and people and things that are going to be in my head while I'm smoking grass and writing a novel a few states away. Fucking heartbreaking. I'll be back, to drink, often, I imagine.

but not often enough.

god love you awful people.

Weekend Thief. All State Champion.

The Hairiest Angel on Earth.

pure genuine love for highkickers.

Time to Focus.

Vacations over. Three day vactions back to back to back have been the fucking death of me.

Look at all the wine on that thirsty dogs tongue. I love this dog.

may all your Midnights be Special

All the same tho', I hope the heat you pack is bigger than a snub nose.

I CAN GET KICKED OUT OF THE NEXT DEMO PARTY AFTER 2 MINUTES LIKE USUAL, BECAUSE THATS ALL THE TIME I'M GONNA NEED.

HAHAHAHAHA

THIS HAMMER IS AS LONG AS MY FOREARM. LANDLORDS, START CALLING THE COPS NOW, OR YOU'RE GONNA BE WAYYYYYYYYYY TOO LATE.

HHAHAAHAHAAHA

THAT FUCKING KEG SOUNDED LIKE GOD SMACKED HIS HARD-ON INTO THE LIBERTY BELL

Oh and by the way The Beez?
FUCKING OUT HIS MIND.
AND A STAND UP MOTHERFUCKER UNTIL THE FUCKING EARTH EXPLODES.



BEEZ W/KEG + ONCOMING SUBWAY TRAIN= KAfuckingBLAMMO!!!

HOLY SHIT. FULL SPEED TRAIN MEETS KEG. NEVER HEARD ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE.

JUST AFTER LECTURING ME TO KEEP MY SHIT TOGETHER
"LISTEN MAN, i JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL, THAT SHIT WASN'T FUN. OH HEY, LOOK THE TRAIN'S HERE. LET ME SEE THE KEG?"

KERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAANG!!!!!!!!!!!!


you're gonna be the guy who babysits my kids when I'm sleeping off a three day drunk.

Another fucking SLAM DUNK